Man Scared To Tell Black Twins They Look Alike

At a neighborhood barbeque this past week, Carl Kitson was chatting with his new neighbor James Greene when Kitson learned that Greene has a brother. After Greene called his brother over, Kitson learned a fact that rocked him to his core.

“When I saw his brother Devin for the first time, I just didn’t know what to say. So essentially they’re twins, right? But, like. How do I say that? I feel like I can’t even comment on the fact that they look alike at all.” said Kitson. “I just don't know what to do to be most sensitive here.”

When asked about Kitson, Greene says that both were confused about his strange behavior saying that “it’s common for us to be confused for each other and it’s honestly not a big deal”

“Last week he accidentally called me Devin and instantly went to the floor crying and kept telling me he wasn’t racist. He even showed me he was a registered Democrat for some reason. I guess he’s trying.”

On that note, Kitson told us he’ll be intently studying Greene and Devin’s facial features as to not mistake them in the future. He says that it “helps a lot that I’ve printed out both of their Facebook profile pictures and keep them with me at all times”.